So I’m starting a weekly video series on my Youtube channel called Ryan Patrick Rants. Basically it’ll just be me ranting or making fun of something happening in the world that week. Check out the first episode where I talk about the reason why we have poo poo in our beards.

Please Subscribe to my Channel and share this video if you liked it.

Thank you.

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This is a compilation of all of the funny songs I’ve written over the last 5 years or so. I talk about how much I like cats and how much I hate Mayonnaise. I also tell a tragic story about how my ex-girlfriend peed on me as well as how fat and alone I get sometimes.

So laugh with me or laugh at me, either way I hope one of my songs helps you forget about your terrible life for a few minutes. This album is FREE but if you’ve streamed it and like a few songs then you could download it and send me a few dollars in appreciation. You don’t have to though. The only thing I’ll ask from you if you download my album for free and like it is to then please share my album on Twitter or Facebook or any other social media. Thank you in advance.

Also if you want to play any of these songs on your podcast or radio show please feel free to do so. The only thing I ask is that you give me credit and to to direct people to my website to check out more of my work.

Thanks and enjoy.

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I wrote this song to help and inspire men and women around the world to always strive for more and to just go for it in the corporate world. If your life is going to be lived in a cubical 8 hours a day you might as well get paid that extra $10,000 a year.

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Check out my new project I did with my sister called Ice Crystals. I wrote, recorded and produced all of the songs and my sister Emily Brynne sang over them with her beautiful voice. Please share if you like it.

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I Like Cats!!!!

November 26, 2013

I made a song and video about how much i like cats. Check it out.

To download this song and my 4 song E.P. click here

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